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Sales manager. Has sold prestige cars, Rovers and lawnmowers on his CV. Looks like Steve McQueen (from a distance). Don't get him started on T150V Tridents...
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Senior salesman. At home talking about race reps, cruisers, trail bikes or scooters. Or Moto GP races. Has an incredible memory for nonsense: like the third bike before the last one he sold you had a scratch on the rear number plate bracket.
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Salesman. Talks Bandits till the cows come home. His bike has more trick bits than Capirossi's. Has slowed down a bit now since doing a Sylvan Guintoli through a local village.
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Stores manager. Once actually left us to go and work on tractors but has never looked back since seeing the error of his ways. Used to like fast cars and bikes till he discovered a love of decrepit old Iveco vans.
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Storeman. Very good at it too. Has an unhealthy ambition to finish an engineering degree which is why you only see him a couple of days a week. Would do even better if he studied a bit more rather than ruin the countryside on his mountain bike.
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Storeman. Accessories and clothing are his thing. Go and see him to get yourself kitted out. Your personal shopper. Rides to work every day on a clapped out old Fireplace.
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Trainee storeman. Actually already a superb asset after only 1 year's training. Watch out for this man (especially if you're on the road near Cupar - has just bought an SV650 Sport).
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Storeman and IT consultant. Oh yes. The Czech republic not being capitalist enough, our Petr has come to Scotland to line his pockets and steal our women. Bloody good at sorting out Mr Gates' broken boxes.
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Workshops foreman. No machine failure too obscure or weird to diagnose. A true Fifer, thinks the English are OK 'cos they're nae fe Dundee. Has a strange and dangerous affiliation with Celtic football club.
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Senior mechanic. After a wild upbringing in the depth of southern fife. Has settled down, sort of. Has a big and a little girl at home and races at Knockhill of a weekend. A problem gambler, has lost a small fortune betting on Scotland.
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Mechanic. Another wild man from Fife. Now settling down, apart from when sprinting round Knockhill on a pre-historic slab side GSX-R, showing the way to folk on much newer machinery.
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Pdi mechanic. Another wannabe Rossi. Watch out Knockhill. Can prepare any number of machines flawlessly. Answers to Haslam, Trotsky or anything else beginning with Leon.
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Fast fit mechanic. Rides to work every day on a multi-colour GSX-R600. Mans the recovery van at Knockhill. No bad habits that we've found yet. Apart from the paint job on his bike.
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Apprentice mechanic. Nearing the end of his apprenticeship and contributing much towards the boss's second million. Trys to keep up with the big boys on his NC30 when not practicing cycle tricks. No end to his talents...
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Warehouse supremo and bike builder. founder of the Wolf Pack MCC. Works well on his own, building umpteen bikes, driving the forklift. He's not very big but he's larger than life. Cruises the world on a VL1400
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Senior driver and bike cleaner. Don't let's get started on his senior moments. Asked to leave the Police because of an excessive addiction to violence. Has worked as a motorcycle trainer before getting a job that actually pays money.
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The other senior driver and bike cleaner. Also master electrician, otherwise just like the other driver but with slightly fewer senior moments. Same police background. Another true Fifer - tak a laang spoon with you...
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Shareholder/ director. This is the new titanium reinforced version, after getting his back cut open at Ninewells following an accident with a ladder on Easter Sunday 2007. The windows at home have not been cleaned since. Why doesn't he just employ a cleaner with all his millions?
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Finance director. Fastest payroll processor in Fife. Management accounts prepared meticulously and still finds time to enter Tay FMs quiz every day. Never misses a settlement discount either. Staff outings organised perfectly every time.
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Administrator. Frequently administrates punishment to recalcitrant mechanics. however some of them enjoy this more than would be regarded as healthy. Never flaps, no matter what is thrown at her. The job just gets done, the workshop staff just greet.
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